hedgehog-moss:

The French newspaper Le Monde has a daily livestream where people can send questions or comments about the lockdown and journalists will answer them, and this woman’s comment is killing me:

“I have a chicken that escaped her coop and ran away on the road. The police officers on duty laughed and told me to stay home and that they would bring her back. It’s been half an hour and they’re still chasing after her, meanwhile I’m having coffee and watching them and laughing.”