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    rosalielesbianhale:

    petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.


    —tempus: Dec 28, 2018 5:58 | via | + 61538

    hallowbethycas:

    impossiblerebelblaze:

    ask-the-egos:

    pomrania:

    pharoahamunsadji:

    mulaneysbutt:

    lizatonix:

    bobertlutece:

    this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

    There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

    It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

    Emmy Award Winning™️

    I FOUND IT AGAIN.

    Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

    “I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

    God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

    This is my favorite video ever


    —tempus: Dec 28, 2018 5:55 | via | © | + 439254

    elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

    disneytva:

    This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

    i can’t believe disney has me crying about a goddamn duck


    —tempus: Dec 28, 2018 5:50 | via | © | + 86377

    edenwolfie:

    my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe


    —tempus: Dec 28, 2018 5:48 | via | © | + 856878

    thecitys:

    ryangaysling:

    The 1975 have the type of lyrics you want tattooed on your body

    mmmsn fhifh mvoifhi,c like chocolate ngdsb


    —tempus: Dec 27, 2018 11:58 | via | © | + 605715

    In the delivery room

    tokomon:

    mother: is it a boy or a girl?

    doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor


    —tempus: Dec 27, 2018 11:57 | via | © | + 131829

    anon:

    #when someone apologizes to me


    —tempus: Dec 27, 2018 11:23 | via | © | + 41124

    theshitneyspears:

    tumbleblindly:

    image
    image

    The name’s Gunn…

    image

    Gia Gunn.


    —tempus: Dec 27, 2018 11:21 | via | © | + 35607

    great couples costume

    unclefather:

    kramergate:

    two spidermen

    *smacking noise*


    —tempus: Dec 26, 2018 6:48 | via | © | + 138363

    I just remembered that in highschool my county had a firewall up against various social media sites like youtube, snapchat, etc. so on school wifi, the only thing that would load on tumblr were textposts and all images were blank. That didn’t stop me from going on tumblr every chance i get. My tumblr usage has exceeded the need for even looking at images.


    And thats when i realized, i can never escape this hellhole


    —tempus: Dec 26, 2018 6:46 | + 0
    LC